Funny blog

Over Heard In The Ward super funny blog were people write in the funny things they heard at church - if your looking for a quick laugh check it out. Here's an example:

Bishop: Can you change the Ashton's last name on their records to Axton with an 'x' instead of an 'sh'?
Clerk: Sure... Why?
Bishop: Sister Ashton is changing her name name legally to Axton... She thinks that everyone keeps calling her ass ton.

Tell That to the Sixties

Teacher: Nothing good ever came from drugs.
Man on back row whispers: What about Bob Marley?

But You Can Call Me Hey-Suess

Boy #1: I got baptised last week
Boy #2: you did?
Boy #1: Yep , and I got my name changed when I got baptised, I took on the name of Christ.
Boy #2: huh??!!
Boy #1: Yep , so you can call me Christ now if ya want too.
Boy #2: OK, pass me a crayon, Christ.