Colten Say's

Reagan put on her tutu and began telling Colten that she's a princess. Colten said "I'm a frog. I have to kiss you," and gave her a big smooch on the forehead.

Colten brought me his shoes and said "Mom will you help me put on my shoes so I can kill the weedos?"
Me: "what are the weedos are they beetles?"
Colt: "No, weedos are spiders. I'm going to kill the weedos and say 'yay they're gone,' and everyone will say 'Colten killed the weedos!'"