I'm Like Jesus - Ashton Says

"Now i look like Jesus cause of this red thing. He had a hole in His foot and this one looks like it." It is much brighter red in real life - I guess it could look like a hole...

As we were driving home from Aaron's dad's on Christmas a cop went speeding by lights and sirens.
Ashton: Dad are you partners with one of those police guys?
Aaron: I help the police sometimes.
Ashton: Dad are you friends with police - Like Zach?
(Zach is on SWAT with Aaron and a neighbor of ours).
Aaron: Yeah.
Ashton: This is all wrong - a fireman friends with the police.
(said in a disgusted tone).


Ashton and Aaron were talking about tricks to do on the motorbike, when I made ugh noises. 
Ashton: What Mom?
Aaron: Mom just wants you to be safe, so we have to be careful on the bike.
Ashton: If you want me to be safe then you'll have to buy knee gaurds for me...
Only he can be so quick to get something he wants into a conversation!