They Say...

This is over the last few months.

One day Aaron told RJ that if she didn't clean her room by bed time he was taking all her toys away.  The next morning RJ woke up to the same messy room.  "Where's dad? Phew he didn't take all my toys!"

Colten "Whoa, whoa, whoa!  I really am sick cause I'm pooping out yucky poo!"

We only have a TV in our basement, on purpose.  The kids are only allowed to eat in the kitchen.  One day during snack time  RJ exclaims "Let's put a TV up there (pointing to the mantle), it would be sooo fun!"

RJ: I'm not going to be your best brother again!
Colty: Holy moly, you're a sister! (giggle, giggle)

At the most random time Colten says "Mom, I LOVE going ice fishing!"

Ashton "I'm thank youing you."

Ash: We need a chimney for Christmas.
Me, thinking this was going to be about Santa: Why do we need a chimney?
Ash very matter of factly: To be warm and have light.

Colten was talking to me one day and the conversation ended with "Remember mom you're so smart!"

RJ "Cause I'm a knower and I know."

Ashton told a boy at school that his parents were rich because we're bank robbers.  The boys mom told me that the boy came home very excited to tell her about Ashton's parents.

Colten and Reagan were arguing in the back seat.  Ashton was sitting in the middle of them.  Ever the peace maker he says "ladies, ladies you're both beautiful."

RJ "Harley wants help going outside, but I can't help her cause I'm not a brother."

Colten: Dad, will you check my room for spiders? Cause I' afraid of the dark.
Aaron: You're room is too dirty to check for spiders.
Colten: Then let's clean it all up and check for spiders.

In the back of the car Colten says "Mom, Dad?"  pause... "You're pretty princesses!"  ha ha ah

We had a sleepover with Maxx.  On the way to our house Max says "Sarah, your kids are so cool!"  10 minutes later... "Sarah! Ashton, Colten and Reagan are giving me a headache from talking so much.  But, don't worry I'll take care of it by plugging my ears."